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Court of the Dead

Jun 24, 2016

After Hours Suck Salon TONIGHT!

The fine folks at Suckadelic and Tenacious Toys cordially invite all avant-garde members of high society to a formal gathering which will henceforth be known as The Suck Salon.

This monthly gala will take place at the vaunted Suckadelic Sweatshop at 99 Canal Street in the up & coming "Chinatown" neighborhood of Manhattan. Scions of industry, scholars, debutantes and fashionistas will be in attendance. Libations will be consumed. Oddities, museum pieces, fine art and bric-a-brac will be bought and sold at the whim of those with the finest taste.

Attendance is requested of all patrons of MyPlasticHeart upon the conclusion of the TOOFLY show.

To find the Suck Salon, navigate the short promenade of Forsyth Street in a southerly direction. In 10 minutes, one will find oneself at Canal Street, where one will take a left. Ring buzzer #3C at 99 Canal Street.

When arriving at the red velvet rope of the Suck Salon, preference will be given to those with deep pockets. The hosts recommend arriving with gifts of ale, as well as large rolls of hard currency and stacks of charge cards.

Your hosts remind you to stop at the deli downstairs to purchase libations.

Suckadelic Sweatshop

99 Canal Street #3C

New York, NY 10002



SUCKADELIC is an evil arts organization based in Chinatown New York City. Specializing in Bootleg Toys, illicit remix records, and duffed out Supervillain Soap operas, it's universally regarded as the sleaziest brand in the game. Ruled from a hidden Sweatshop by the intergalactic criminal and cosmic playboy, the SUPER SUCKLORD, Suckadelic has continued to pump highly addictive pop culture crap into the veins of willing victims since 1997. Greatest hits include the legendary STAR WARS BREAKBEATS album, The GAY EMPIRE Homotrooper Bootleg figure, and the epic TOY LORDS OF CHINATOWN video series. The Sucklord remains a reviled gangster, feared for his stylish tyranny and the ruthless exploitation of his fans. Despite revealing a softer side of himself on Bravo TV's hit Show WORK OF ART: The next great Artist, The Sucklord remains one of the Greatest Supervillains ever to operate in the worlds of Art and Entertainment. Understand him at your own risk...

About Tenacious Toys

Tenacious Toys is an NYC-based online designer toy shop specializing in vinyl art toys, handmade resin collectibles and one-off custom toys. Occasionally, Tenacious Toys participates in ridiculous shit like this.



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