The Killdroid 5000 by Josh Mayhem

Josh Mayhem presents "The Killdroid 5000" a custom 3 inch Chuckboy Dunny. Available for $100 at the Custom Dunny Show Nov 10th @ Plastic Chapel.

"Are you feeling unsafe in you own home lately? Is the neighborhood being terrorized by a cat burglar? Afraid ninja assassins are hiding in the shadows waiting to strike? When then The Killbot Corporation has just the thing for you!

Introducing The Killdroid 5000 Personal Home Defense Unit! Custom designed to fit all of your personal home protection needs. With an arsenal featuring dual side mounted machine guns, assault rifle, head mounted laser guided missile, head mounted pulse cannon, Deathclaw, and buey knife you can be sure any intruders stay in your home will be made very short and considerably uncomfortable.

Don't delay! Supplies are limited, and with the pending zombie apocalypse and magnetic pole shifts right around the corner you can be sure that your children will be thoroughly protected. Unless they turn into little child zombies. Then they're f*cked.

Available at Killmart and other fine home protection retail establishments."