Welcome to our first annual Holiday Gift Guide, full of Hella Cool gifts for all the special people in your life!
Don't give the same old bullshit gifts year after year - no one wants more socks. Chill with that. Here's a handy gift guide with all you will ever need to satisfy the artsy, kick-ass, creative person in your life. Or.... pick something up for your office Secret Santa and keep your coworkers guessing...
1. For the artist in your life: DIY Android 3" mini figure
Your significant other will stop bitching and whining for 30 minutes as he or she gets down with some Sharpies and spray paint on this versatile little DIY platform. $6.50, click here.
2. For the loser in your life (just kidding, even the cool kids
Usually, keychains are extremely irritating objects- they are sharp, and poke you as you fumble to unlock your apartment door as your weird ass neighbor breathes down your neck.
At least with a coarse silicone rubber keychain, your pockets won't get holes poked in them Ever try to attach a small knife to your keychain?
I always cut my damn leg open.
$9.95, available in 3 colors, click here.
Super low cost, super small stocking stuffers, perfect for anyone that loves Japanese design, these cute-as-balls Touma mini figures are extremely limited (around 50 of each) in special rolling color variants that are released periodically. Pictured are the "Photon" color variants.
$15.00 each, 2 styles available, click here.
4. For the bricklayer in your life who already has all the sets: Jason Freeny Micro Anatomic mini figures by Mighty Jaxx
Everything is awesome when you give one of the Micro Anatomic figures to every person on your list! Why? Because they ain't never seen no brick dude shit like this before! That's cuz it's not available in TRU or wherever else you may shop.
Featuring Freeny's signature bones n guts treatment, these items are a bit larger than the standard mini figures at 3" tall.
$20 each, 3 colors available, click here.
Let's face it... some kids are just born insane. Little monsters... and usually they grow up to be big ole babies, and they still act like monsters sometimes. What do you get for a person like that? A little sculpture of a kid wearing a monster suit, naturally.
This is our Exclusive color because we are awesome.
$45, click here.
6. Hang in there: Felipe figure by Juan Muniz
For the person in your life who might have received the "Hang in There" kitten poster as a gift from a concerned aunt in the 80s, but is now all grown up and still trying not to grenade their own life with poor decisions, binging and regrettable sexual escapades... that person needs a Felipe to look at every morning.
A reminder not to drop the pin like a dumbass dipshit. People like that need daily reminders, trust me. They will thank you.
$55, click here.
When you absolutely, positively gotta impress every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute! Place this gargantuan hunk of legit graffiti-inspired vinyl on a pedestal in the middle of the living room and watch all the wannabees discuss the rise and fall of graffiti and street art like they fucking know something. Hilarious.
We're offering this item at a special price which is probably too little for a figure that's 16 fucking inches wide.
$100, click here.
8. When you wanna hear them say your name: Breaking Bad Heisenberg 1:6-scale action figure by Three Zero
You probably know someone who has watched every episode of Breaking Bad like a meth-addicted couch monkey. Shit, even my Dad loves Breaking Bad. And Cheech and Chong. And the dude is straight as an arrow. Super weird. Anyway, that person can't really FEEEEEL the series till they touch a perfect, tiny porkpie hat and a bunch of perfect tiny stacks of Benjamins, and just wait till we get the Jesse Pinkman figures in! For now, your little Baddie will have to have Walter White standing alone on the shelf. He's OK standing alone, he's a bad ass.
$150, click here.
This thing would seriously take an entire roll of wrapping paper to cover the whole thing. I think it weighs 7 pounds. This is the ultimate in fine art - meets lowbrow art: in theory, this is an "art toy" set but you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who collects art "toys" that considers this coarse set a toy. Shit ain't a toy, it's just art.
Made in limited numbers and packaged with such care that I routinely get my ass kicked on the shipping when I sell these, simply because no matter how HUGE I assume these coarse pieces are, when they arrive, they are always bigger. This piece is goddamn gorgeous and if you can afford to spend $200 on art, it's a no-brainer purchase.
$200, one left in stock, click here.
10. For the super Star Wars superfan in your life: Shogun Boba Fett 24-inch figure by Super7 x Funko
A toy so fucking big and so fucking hot that it took TWO companies to create it!
Old-skool Japanese robot fans either love this thing or hate it because it bastardizes and mashes up two of their favorite childhood themes: Star Wars and vintage Japanese robot toys. This thing has wheels on its feet, it'll fire a fist at your face and launch rockets from its jetpack. It's fucking nuts. This is an absolute guaranteed freak-out and scream gift.
Trying to gauge if this is the right gift? If you are with someone who has pre-purchased tickets to the next Star Wars film and will be seeing it on opening day, this is the correct gift choice.
$200, one left in stock, click here.
ALL ITEMS ON THIS LIST ARE IN STOCK AND READY TO SHIP IMMEDIATELY!
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